Whoa.
I just found out that my Dad's only sibling, my 77 year old Uncle Jim was just arrested in my hometown over the weekend on thirteen, yes 13, felony counts spanning everything from a gun charge to the cultivation of weed, not to mention intent to distribute meth and prescription drugs. There may even be more charges forthcoming and a link between him and the recently disgraced and suspended assistant district attorney.
Don't change that channel. We'll be right back after this message from "Life Alert."
Holy cow folks, he's almost 80.
He's been seen around town for years with REALLY young girls and been known to bail several out of jail time and again for years and now I think I understand the how and why... "Grandpa, what good drugs you have."
Um, gross.
Additionally and just to disgust you even more, the authorities also discovered an apparent "sex room" complete with tons of porno and...um...toys. I KNOW! I just threw up in my mouth a little too.
CRAZY. See, it just follows me around.
I haven't had anything to do with my Uncle, like EVER. I hardly knew him growing up basically because my Dad always described him as a "wild man" and subsequently we didn't exactly spend any time with him.
He was the kind of guy who had a new "business card" every year at Christmas and my parents would always smirk about how he was somehow always the "president" of whatever company he supposedly worked for that year.
Then about eleven years ago, he ran into big financial problems , filed bankruptcy and moved home to tiny town Louisiana so my grandparents could literally support him and his family, financially providing for every aspect of his life.
Now that they've passed, he's seen fit to turn my grandparent's house into HQ for his apparently very lucrative sex and drug operation since he bonded out the almost $200k within hours of his arrest and back to Grandma's house he went.
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