Well...somebody finally did it!
Ladies and genitalia, there is now an underwear manufacturer named URANUS.
Some possible billboards that instantly come to mind...
URANUS: we know how to cover your ass
URANUS on sale now
URANUS: when your ass is out of this world
URANUS: sometimes you need URANUS
I suppose it was inevitable.
We have Mars candy company. Venus razors. Saturn automobiles (but they went all black hole on us), Mercury as in Ford, Lincoln Mercury...like Mercury was a president too.
It would have been more fun if URANUS was a hat company. I've always wondered what the hell an ASSHAT was so that would make sense to me.
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